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25 Signs you are Hopelessly Addicted to Hooping

Lisa Looping having a blast with her hoops in Vienna, Austria.

Lisa Looping having a blast with her hoops in Vienna, Austria.

1. You always have hoops in your car.
2. The hoops in your car are worth more than your car.
3. You have dreams about hooping sequences.
4. You manipulate any object you can get your hands on.
5. You notice circles. You see them EVERYWHERE!
6. Your Instagram feed is like, hooping, only hooping. And you prefer it that way.
7. You live in a place with high ceilings.
8. You had hoops at your wedding, or you plan on hooping at your wedding. Of course.
9. You carry a hoop on your person everywhere you go.
10. You start to think there are only 2 kinds of people in the world. 1) Hoopers 2) Lame, boring people
11. A day goes by and you get depressed, because you did not get to hoop.
12. You own more funky leggings and stretchy flow clothes than formal clothes, or any other type of clothes for that matter.
13. You get a little star struck when you see your favorite teacher outside of class, but you keep it cool because you know that we are all human and all equal.
14. When your mind wanders, you think about tricks you are looking forward to mastering.
15. You are not ashamed to whip out your hoop at your office, parking lot or at the bus stop.
16. 30 day challenges mean very little to you. Don’t people hoop everyday anyways?
17. The only selfies you have on social media contain yourself and a hoop
18. Hooping is the last thing you think about when you fall asleep, and the first thing you think about when you wake up.
19. You post so many hooping videos, your non hooping friends stop following you.
20. You hoop wherever you go.
21. You believe hooping is the new sex, the new tantra. it’s so enlightening.
22. You hoop on vacation. you take pictures of you hooping in exotic places. You’ve hooped on a mountaintop or in front of a waterfall.
23. You are Hoop smug. You have no idea why your friends are not hooping because it is the best thing in the world. What’s wrong with them??
24. You think hooping cures everything. I mean it does, right?
25. you use hashtags like #hoopeverydamnday

We hope you enjoyed the 25 signs you are hopelessly addicted to hooping, we know there are some we missed so let us know in the comments below what we should add!

-The Hoopologie Team

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